meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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nice-wig-janis:

when plans get cancelled that you didn’t wanna attend

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the-king-of-butts:

how did i even live with the reblog button at the top of the post

(Source: thekingofbooty)

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thatdisneylover:

marmarbinks3:

I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

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tyrabankruptcy:

a-lohaaa:

Their Senior Prom to their wedding.

I’ve already reblogged this picture, but I’m reblogging it again because it’s probably one of the cutest pics I’ve seen :’)

Doing this.

all i got from this is that Asian people age well and i’m envious

(Source: fckyeahcutecouples)

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cramp:

flawless-wh0res:

cramp:

i can’t wait to walk into school tomorrow and show people how much hotter i got over summer

but its winter

please don’t make me explain how seasons work in other countries

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

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(Source: s-gellar)

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hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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